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{"type":"standard","title":"SMS Frankfurt","displaytitle":"SMS Frankfurt","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q833582","titles":{"canonical":"SMS_Frankfurt","normalized":"SMS Frankfurt","display":"SMS Frankfurt"},"pageid":5148567,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b6/Frankfurt_%28ship%2C_1915%29_-_NH_2063_-_cropped.jpg/330px-Frankfurt_%28ship%2C_1915%29_-_NH_2063_-_cropped.jpg","width":320,"height":184},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b6/Frankfurt_%28ship%2C_1915%29_-_NH_2063_-_cropped.jpg","width":3913,"height":2255},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285838247","tid":"52ba8b2a-1a73-11f0-a5b6-3545e6402086","timestamp":"2025-04-16T03:31:46Z","description":"Light cruiser of the German Imperial Navy","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Frankfurt","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Frankfurt?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Frankfurt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:SMS_Frankfurt"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Frankfurt","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/SMS_Frankfurt","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/SMS_Frankfurt?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:SMS_Frankfurt"}},"extract":"SMS Frankfurt was a light cruiser of the Wiesbaden class built by the German Kaiserliche Marine. She had one sister ship, SMS Wiesbaden; the ships were very similar to the previous Karlsruhe-class cruisers. The ship was laid down in 1913, launched in March 1915, and completed by August 1915. Armed with eight 15 cm SK L/45 guns, Frankfurt had a top speed of 27.5 knots and displaced 6,601 t at full load.","extract_html":"
SMS Frankfurt was a light cruiser of the Wiesbaden class built by the German Kaiserliche Marine. She had one sister ship, SMS Wiesbaden; the ships were very similar to the previous Karlsruhe-class cruisers. The ship was laid down in 1913, launched in March 1915, and completed by August 1915. Armed with eight 15 cm SK L/45 guns, Frankfurt had a top speed of 27.5 knots and displaced 6,601 t at full load.
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