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Cristian Alexis Borja González is a Colombian professional footballer who plays for Liga MX club América and the Colombia national team. Mainly a left-back, he can also play as a central defender.
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Hans-Werner Goetz is a German historian who is Professor Emeritus of Medieval History at the University of Hamburg.
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